1 00:00:01,751 --> 00:00:04,212 [twangy, atmospheric music playing] 2 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:13,555 [neighs] 3 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,526 [hydraulics hissing] 4 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,742 [hydraulics hiss] 5 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,077 [man] Ben. 6 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:40,081 Hey, partner. Merry Christmas. 7 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,750 When are you gonna break down and buy a car? 8 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:43,209 Hmm? 9 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:46,129 I own 72 rigs. Why should I buy a car? 10 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:47,922 And what the hell are you wearing there? 11 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:51,259 I know, it's pretty awful. It's from the Christmas party. 12 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:54,137 -Guess who my Secret Santa was? -Hmm? 13 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,263 -Monk. -Monk. 14 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,433 -I thought you were gonna fire his ass. -I didn't have the heart. 15 00:00:58,516 --> 00:00:59,601 You know, it's Christmas. 16 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:02,437 Hell, I'll do it. It should've been done a long time ago. 17 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:03,980 So what's so important, hmm? 18 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:07,108 We're being audited or the depot burn down or somethin'? 19 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:15,241 Looks like you were in my office. 20 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,368 It's our office, Ben. We're partners, remember? 21 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,621 At least I thought so. There are forgeries. 22 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:21,873 Kenneth, you're an accountant. 23 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:24,083 You don't know the first thing about maintenance. 24 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,377 Do I have to call Chicago and cross-check these invoices? 25 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,087 -Because I will. -[Ben sighs] 26 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:30,715 Y-you been buying recycled parts for these rigs 27 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,300 and pocketing the difference? 28 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:35,386 -I don't believe this. After nine years-- -It's not just the money. 29 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:38,223 We have 72 drivers on the road. Now, what if something happens? 30 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,767 Hey, partner, relax. 31 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:43,102 Because unless you have proof, and I mean real proof-- 32 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,813 -I have proof. -Yeah? 33 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:48,483 There's proof in every engine in every truck in the fleet. 34 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:50,819 You want proof? You want to see proof? 35 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:52,070 I know enough. 36 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:55,115 I know enough, my friend. 37 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:56,783 Exhibit A. 38 00:01:58,284 --> 00:01:59,994 That manifold. 39 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,122 Now, according to this, it's brand-new. 40 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,916 Look at it. The gasket's loose. It's all rusted out. 41 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:06,918 If that thing cracks, the whole engine's gonna blow. 42 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:10,713 I don't want that responsibility-- [choking] 43 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,341 Hey… hey, cut me loose, Ben! 44 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:19,097 Hey, hey. Ben, cut me loose! 45 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:21,474 Cut me loose, Ben! Please! 46 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:23,518 Ben! 47 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:26,646 What are you doing? 48 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:33,319 [Kenneth screaming] 49 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:40,201 [groaning and choking] 50 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:41,369 [groaning stops] 51 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:48,251 ["It's a Jungle Out There" playing] 52 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,295 ♪ It's a jungle out there ♪ 53 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:53,214 ♪ Disorder and confusion everywhere ♪ 54 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,010 ♪ No one seems to care ♪ 55 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,094 ♪ Well, I do ♪ 56 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:01,055 ♪ Hey, who's in charge here? ♪ 57 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,516 ♪ It's a jungle out there ♪ 58 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,437 ♪ Poison in the very air we breathe ♪ 59 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,773 ♪ You know what's in the water That you drink? ♪ 60 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:15,028 ♪ Well, I do, and it's amazing ♪ 61 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:18,323 ♪ People think I'm crazy 'Cause I worry all the time ♪ 62 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,408 ♪ If you paid attention You'd be worried too ♪ 63 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:25,663 ♪ You better pay attention Or this world we love so much ♪ 64 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:29,459 ♪ Might just kill you ♪ 65 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,377 ♪ I could be wrong now ♪ 66 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:33,630 ♪ But I don't think so ♪ 67 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,424 ♪ 'Cause it's a jungle out there ♪ 68 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:38,384 ♪ It's a jungle out there ♪ 69 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,808 [humming] 70 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,310 Mmm, they smell great. 71 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,520 Yeah. Oh, can I have that one? 72 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,439 Mr. Monk, you have to wait. They're for the party. 73 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:54,734 Please, j-j-just that one, that Christmas tree. 74 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:56,861 No, then you'll want another one. Then she'll want one. 75 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,906 -I didn't make enough. -Natalie! Please, please. 76 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:02,992 Just one cookie. One stupid cookie. 77 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,662 I'm-I'm beseeching you. 78 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,706 I promise I'll never ask for anything else. Please. 79 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,501 -Please, I gotta have that cookie! -Okay, fine. Take the cookie. 80 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:12,460 Thank you. 81 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,720 That was a little crooked. What's up with that elf? 82 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,097 Mr. Monk, the elf is perfect. 83 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,598 -A little droopy-- -No, no, no, no! 84 00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:29,435 [telephone rings] 85 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,605 -Telephone for you. -[ring] 86 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,524 Julie, do not let him touch those cookies. 87 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:35,984 Hello? 88 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:39,612 -Julie. Give it to me. -Yes, Captain, he's right here. 89 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:42,323 Yeah, I'll tell him. Just give it to me. 90 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,827 Okay. I'll tell him. 91 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:48,997 Julie, it's okay. 92 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,333 Mr. Monk, you can have any cookie you want. 93 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,753 -Yeah. -Mom, what happened? 94 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:57,547 It's your father. 95 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:01,342 My father? 96 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:06,681 -I almost forgot you had a father. -Honey, everybody has a father. 97 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:09,350 Well, it's just you don't mention him very much. 98 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:14,564 Not everyone has a father worth mentioning. 99 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,073 He's downtown. 100 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:27,410 He's in jail. 101 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,128 When was the last time you saw him? 102 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:41,257 Ah, it was a lifetime ago. I was eight years old. 103 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,886 He said he was going downtown to pick up some dinner. 104 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,387 And I watched him drive away. 105 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,433 He waved to me. I'll never forget that. 106 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:52,477 How he waved. 107 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:59,025 Then he was gone. 108 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:03,529 My childhood was over. 109 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,200 My mother… 110 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,495 never laughed again. 111 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,458 Families are always complicated. 112 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,753 It wasn't complicated. 113 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:22,965 He just waved, then he was gone. 114 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,302 Let's see here. 115 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,471 Jack Monk. 116 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:33,267 They picked him up for a traffic violation. 117 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:34,435 He ran a red light. 118 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,189 What? They brought him in for that? 119 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:41,234 Yeah, well, he resisted arrest. He shoved the cop. 120 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:44,362 When they brought him in for booking, he started asking for you. 121 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:46,280 We got him in a holding cell upstairs. 122 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,951 His rig is parked in the impound lot out back. 123 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:53,913 -What rig? -His rig. It's a tractor trailer. 124 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:56,749 -Your dad is a truck driver. -I don't think so. 125 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,336 He's a writer. He writes school books. 126 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:05,174 You two obviously have a lot to talk about. 127 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,977 -What are you doing? -I'm speed reading. 128 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:18,938 -What's your rush? -I'm old. 129 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:20,815 Jack Monk, your son is here. 130 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:28,448 I'm looking at you… 131 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,450 but I see your mother. 132 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:36,247 Um, no. I'm Leland Stottlemeyer, sir. 133 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:37,790 This is Adrian. 134 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,043 That man looks just like your mother. 135 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,548 Adrian, how are you? 136 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:48,342 How am I? 137 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,889 -Is that what you said? -Yes, how are you? 138 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,766 That's a rather conventional salutation. 139 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,685 In Texas, people use it all the time. 140 00:07:57,768 --> 00:07:59,562 -Texas? -Yeah, yeah, Midland. 141 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:02,106 I got a place in Midland, but I'm hardly ever there. 142 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:05,026 I'm driving 18-wheelers. Long hauls. 143 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:07,278 "I travel for travel's sake 144 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:10,781 to come down off of this featherbed of civilization." 145 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,618 -Robert Louis Stevenson. -Jack, I don't want to hear it. 146 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,204 You called me. I'm here. What do you want? 147 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:19,040 For one thing you can call me "Dad." 148 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:25,630 Un-uh. 149 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,550 I'll settle for "Pops." "Pappy"? 150 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,221 You know, forget about it. I'm getting used to Jack. 151 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,556 What do I want from you? Two things. 152 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:40,394 "A," forgive me. Forgive your father. 153 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:45,149 I was negligent. I was selfish. And I'm very sorry. 154 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,777 "B," get me the hell out of Dodge. 155 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,863 But if you can do one, I'll take "B." 156 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,698 I gotta be in Phoenix early in the morning. 157 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:53,950 That's why you called me? 158 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:56,619 After 39 years. 159 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:59,956 -To fix a parking ticket? -I know you can do it. 160 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:03,584 I've been reading all about you. You are a hotshot detective. 161 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:07,797 -Which I take a little bit of credit for. -Oh. 162 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,091 Who read Sherlock Holmes to you every night? 163 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:13,302 "Holmes, oh, you amaze me." 164 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:17,682 Adrian, here's the thing. 165 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:21,477 If I don't get to Phoenix in the morning, I lose the job. 166 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,564 And this gig, it's my life. 167 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:29,860 What do you say? 168 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,615 I say goodbye. 169 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,997 Monk. Hey, Monk. 170 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,456 Look. He's not a young man. 171 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,625 If you walk away now, you might never see him again. 172 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:45,543 You promise? 173 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,360 -Mr. Monk? -Yeah? 174 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,404 Well, I'm Randy Disher. 175 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,323 I work with your son. 176 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:18,367 This is an honor. And a pleasure and a privilege. 177 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:19,827 Why? 178 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:22,079 I-I don't know. 179 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:25,791 I just thought it was an honor and a pleasure. 180 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:28,961 I could be wrong. 181 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:31,339 Uh… 182 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:36,510 -Here's your release. You're free to go. -Oh, great. Okay. 183 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:39,138 I thought after I'm done with this run 184 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,807 I would stop by and we could talk. 185 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,642 -You know, catch up a little-- -Don't say that. 186 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,895 Don't say anything. 187 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:46,854 Just go. 188 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,149 And when you drive away, don't wave. 189 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:51,776 Okay. 190 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:56,280 -Well, Merry Christmas anyway. -Right, right. 191 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,910 -Ask him. -Ask him what? 192 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,536 You know what. Ask him. 193 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,960 -Jack… -Yeah. 194 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:15,049 Long as you're here, why don't you stay 195 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,301 and have Christmas dinner with Ambrose and me. 196 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,427 It'd mean the world to him. 197 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,013 I wish I could. I'm already three hours behind. 198 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:24,975 -Ah. You see, he wishes he could. -You could come with me. 199 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,396 -With you? -Yeah. 200 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,231 You'll be back here in three days. 201 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:35,569 -I don't think so. -Okay, maybe another time. 202 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,154 Take care. 203 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,619 What? I can't just leave. I-I don't have my toothbrush. 204 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:46,372 -I can't travel without my toothbrush. -You can buy a toothbrush. 205 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:49,166 Or my pillow case or my Trudy kit or my house. 206 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,751 I never go anywhere without my house. 207 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,503 You can buy all that stuff, Monk. 208 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,756 What you can't buy is another shot. 209 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,641 Jack, wait up. 210 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,519 -Wait up. -Other side. 211 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:25,953 Come on. 212 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,379 [engine starts] 213 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:54,982 [horn honks] 214 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,197 Ahh. 215 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,449 You thirsty? 216 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,784 -N-no. No, thank you. -What? 217 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,621 Oh. Here, look. I'm wiping. 218 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,080 Come on. 219 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,875 -Here. -Mm-mm. 220 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,502 You still got that thing about germs, huh? 221 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,671 I'm not surprised. 222 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,548 Your mother said you would outgrow it, 223 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,717 but I tried to tell her people don't change. 224 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,054 They say they're gonna change. They swear to God they're gonna change. 225 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,556 But at the end of the day, you are who you are. 226 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,392 So how was your childhood? 227 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,853 Oh, it was great. 228 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,856 It was a laugh riot. You should've been there. 229 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,650 Hmph. You're right. I should've been there. 230 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:38,567 But I'm here now. 231 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,362 I'm here too. 232 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:44,031 [rattling] Do-do you hear that? 233 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,575 Sounds like a rattle. 234 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:48,827 Look, relax, relax. 235 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,872 -Do you want to drive? -Uh, no. 236 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:52,873 Come on, it's easy. 237 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,708 It's like shifting gears. It's like riding a bike. 238 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,418 I can't ride a bike. 239 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,878 You can't ride a bicycle? 240 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,048 I never learned. No one ever taught me. 241 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:06,387 Okay. You want to get into it? Let's get into it. 242 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:09,014 Adrian, I never planned to leave, okay? 243 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,933 I went out to get some Chinese food, 244 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,852 and on the way back I open up a fortune cookie. 245 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,897 And it said, "Stand by your man." 246 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,858 -"Stand by your man." -Yeah, that's right. 247 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,528 It sounds crazy, but it affected me, all right? 248 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,696 It hit me right here. 249 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:28,534 I realized I am my man. I gotta stand by me. 250 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,160 I gotta follow my bliss. 251 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,581 Well, I was driving home, and I kept on going. 252 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,000 And I've been driving ever since. 253 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,463 -Senior? -Excuse me? 254 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,759 -It's says, "Driver: Jack Monk, Sr." -Oh, boy. 255 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,430 Is there a Jack Junior? 256 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:52,808 Your brother. 257 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:57,605 -[Monk] I have a brother. -[Jack] It's another brother. 258 00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,316 It's a big day for you. A lot to digest. 259 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,359 My other brother. 260 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,279 And he's Jack Junior? 261 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,615 If it makes you feel any better, I left his mother too. 262 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,492 -Why would that make me feel any better? -I don't know. 263 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:15,831 He lives in Baltimore. He's 31. He's an orthopedic surgeon. 264 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,208 Very well respected. He's famous. 265 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,919 He wants me to come live with him. 266 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,629 I said, "What am I gonna do, sit on the porch 267 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,214 and pet a dog all day long until I drop dead?" 268 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,257 Not for me. 269 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:27,926 He looks happy. 270 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,262 Yeah, that was his birthday. He was eight. 271 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,140 That's a nice bike. 272 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:37,102 That was his big gift. That's me, teaching him how to ride. 273 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,901 Hey, I got an idea. 274 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:47,446 Why don't we buy a bike? Come on, let's do it. 275 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:50,449 I'll pull over and teach you how to ride. It's never too late. 276 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,161 Yeah, it is. 277 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,747 ♪ Eleven pipers piping ♪ 278 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,124 ♪ Ten lords a' leaping Nine ladies dancing ♪ 279 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,961 ♪ Eight maids a' milking Seven swans a' swimming ♪ 280 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,212 ♪ Six geese a' laying ♪ 281 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:07,883 -♪ Five golden rings ♪ -[telephone rings] 282 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:08,801 [Natalie] Hello? 283 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:13,263 -Natalie. -Oh, it's Mr. Monk! It's Mr. Monk. 284 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:16,517 Shh! Mr. Monk, I've been so worried about you. Where are you? 285 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,394 How's it going? What's he like? 286 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,771 Wait, hold on, I'm gonna put you on speakerphone. Hold on. 287 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:24,316 -Merry Christmas, Monk! -Hey, Happy Holidays, buddy! 288 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,653 [Monk] Natalie, this was a big mistake. I need to go home now. 289 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:31,824 Please. Please, I want to come home! Please, please. 290 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:35,160 Mr. Monk, I'm taking you off speakerphone. Hello? 291 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,787 [strikes chord] 292 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,623 -What happened? -[Monk] What am I doing here? 293 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:43,002 He doesn't like me. He never loved me. 294 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:47,047 He doesn't love anyone except for maybe Jack Junior. 295 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,383 -Jack Junior? -It's his other son. 296 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,677 He bought him a bike. I never got a bike! 297 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,303 There's another brother. 298 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,222 -Whoa. -Whoa! 299 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:58,851 Natalie, can you pick me up? 300 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:02,396 Mr. Monk, it's only been a few hours. I don't think you should give up. 301 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,898 Just keep talking. I'm sure you have a lot in common. 302 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,526 That makes sense. You made a lot of good points. 303 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,736 Now come and get me! 304 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,988 Mr. Monk, I can't. I can't just leave. 305 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,741 I mean, for one thing everybody but Julie has been drinking. 306 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,077 He wants to talk to you. 307 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,085 Hello? 308 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,007 Mr. Monk, I can't. 309 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,386 I don't have a license. 310 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,098 I don't even know where Arizona is. 311 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,728 Please stop crying. I… 312 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,607 He hung up. 313 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:15,761 [Jack] They're not as happy as they look. 314 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:27,564 [rattling] 315 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,234 There. You hear that again? 316 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,527 Yeah, yeah. 317 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,820 Normally I'd check, 318 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,738 but we're screwed if we don't reach Phoenix. 319 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,574 We gotta drop this load and get to Yuma by 4:00. 320 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,867 Yuma? 321 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,954 But we just went through Yuma. Why didn't we stop there first? 322 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,914 Don't ask me. Ask the itinerary. 323 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,544 "San Francisco, Phoenix, Yuma, Tucson, Carson City." 324 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:53,590 Well, that doesn't make any sense. We're zigzagging back and forth. 325 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,510 -What are we carrying? -Toys. Can you believe it? 326 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,221 I got two bosses. Partners. 327 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:03,600 One of them, Ben Glaser, he marches into the office last Tuesday 328 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,978 and he announces that he has found religion. 329 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,187 Just like that out of the blue. 330 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,982 This is a guy who never set foot in a church before. 331 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,024 Wow. 332 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,943 Then he goes and buys a bunch of toys. 333 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,571 He loads up the truck, and he offered me five grand 334 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,656 to drive around and hand them out. 335 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,032 I feel like Santa Claus. 336 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,702 I even got a costume back there. 337 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,370 Hey, you wanna be my elf? 338 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,624 But why are we zigzagging like this? 339 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,544 -It makes no sense. -I asked him. 340 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:33,172 He said he moved around a lot when he was a kid. 341 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,631 Foster homes, orphanages. 342 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:38,177 He wanted to retrace his steps city by city. 343 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,970 What do I know? He's the boss. 344 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,514 I think we should take the 402. 345 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,099 We gotta stick to the route. 346 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,352 The 402 is a straight line. It would save us an hour and a half. 347 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,313 You know, you're right. 348 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,440 It doesn't hurt to ask. 349 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,733 [dialing] 350 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:55,194 -[horn honks] -[telephone rings] 351 00:19:55,277 --> 00:20:01,992 [ring] 352 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,497 -Tiger Trucking. -[Jack] Hey, hot stuff. Jack Monk here. 353 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,875 I want to warn you before you say anything naughty… 354 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,585 [Valarie giggles] I'm not here alone. 355 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,712 -I'm here with my son. -Hello. 356 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,380 [Valarie] Is that Jack Junior? 357 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,716 Sweetheart, I feel like I know you 358 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,593 the way your daddy's always bragging on you. 359 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,720 Every day he walks in with a new story. 360 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,015 "Jack Junior said this. Jack Junior won another award." 361 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:28,477 [Jack] Valarie, Valarie, this is my other son, Adrian. 362 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,561 [Valarie] Who? 363 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,523 -Adrian, from a previous administration. -You never mentioned him. 364 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,944 I guess you really are an international man of mystery. 365 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,278 [giggles] 366 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:42,658 Oh, Jack, you haven't heard from Kenneth Woods, have you? 367 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,994 -[Jack] No. What happened? -Well, everyone's looking for him. 368 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,580 Karen said she went out shopping Monday and he just disappeared-- 369 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,998 -Hey. -Ow! 370 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,166 Hey, Jack, it's Glaser. 371 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,168 Yeah, how's our little mission of mercy going? 372 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,045 [Jack] So far so good. We're outside of Phoenix. 373 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,132 Ben, I was thinking of shooting up the 402. 374 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,260 No, no, what the hell is wrong with you? 375 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,178 Just stick with the route that I gave you. 376 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,681 It looks like I can save about two hours. 377 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,684 There is construction up and down the 402. 378 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,103 It's like a parking lot. I know what I'm doing here, Monk. 379 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,354 Okay? Anything else? 380 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:16,316 -You're the boss. -Damn right, I am. Don't forget it. 381 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,906 He found religion? 382 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:30,372 Ho ho ho! Who's been good all year? 383 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,541 [kids] Me! I've been good. 384 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,293 Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas. 385 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,671 -[children] Merry Christmas, Santa! -Okay. 386 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,633 Ah, what have we got? 387 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:42,718 Let's see what we got. 388 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:46,763 Let's see what we got. This is for you. 389 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:50,183 The kids have been looking forward to this ever since Mr. Glaser called. 390 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,561 -It's like a miracle. -[Jack] This is for you. 391 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:54,730 This is for you. 392 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,983 Isn't Santa Claus the greatest? 393 00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:00,694 Isn't he the greatest man in the whole world? 394 00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,154 [Jack] See what else we got. 395 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:05,615 -I don't know. -This is for you. 396 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:09,619 -I don't know him very well. -[Jack] This is for you. 397 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:13,790 Well, nobody really knows him because he only comes around once a year. 398 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,001 An Easter bunny. 399 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,377 That's correct. 400 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,087 Who's Ronnie Milsap? 401 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,505 I have no idea. 402 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,383 -What's this? -It's a dreidel. 403 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,634 What's it do? 404 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,553 I don't know. 405 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:30,807 I don't mean to seem ungrateful, but who selected these toys? 406 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,894 -Uh… -[coughing] 407 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:38,565 Oh, go ahead, spit it out. Just spit it out. 408 00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:39,858 Oh. 409 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,781 Ugh! 410 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,241 This is the worst Christmas ever! 411 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,745 Where did you get all these stupid toys? At the dollar store? 412 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:54,039 -I hate you. -Now, Kathy, you don't mean that. 413 00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:56,541 I do too mean it. I hate you to death. 414 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,585 Go back to the North Pole and die. 415 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,560 What are you doing? 416 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:19,564 Oh, Jack, there is something wrong here. 417 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,192 Look, a whole trailer for six boxes? 418 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,154 -What are you looking for? -I don't know. Drugs maybe. 419 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,157 -Drugs? -Or guns, weapons. 420 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,075 That's impossible. 421 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,202 Well, at least it would explain what's going on here. 422 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,663 Your boss, this Glaser. 423 00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:37,207 I think-I think he's using you. 424 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:38,834 -For what? -I don't know. 425 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,753 But he did say he used to be an orphan here. 426 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,713 I was just upstairs. I checked with the administrator. 427 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:45,090 There's no record of him. 428 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,508 You're checking up on my boss? 429 00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,469 What if he hears about it? 430 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:52,305 Huh? What are you trying to do here? 431 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:55,433 My job. This is what I do, Jack. And I'm good at it. 432 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,144 I know when something feels wrong. 433 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,854 Look at this. Look. 434 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:02,065 Shampoo, dog food, 435 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:06,695 -Q-tips, Das Kapital by Karl-- -Put everything back in here, please. 436 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,363 -You're gonna get me fired. -Jack-- 437 00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:09,573 Get it all back in. 438 00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:11,533 Think about it. Think about it. 439 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,785 He's making you drive 5,000 miles 440 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,913 on back roads, zigzagging back and forth 441 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:18,248 to deliver this? 442 00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:20,917 All this junk? It doesn't make any sense. 443 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,961 You want to know what doesn't make any sense, huh? 444 00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:25,255 You want to know what doesn't? 445 00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:29,259 This is the first day we've been together in-in 40 years. 446 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:31,970 Are you trying to help me? No. 447 00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:34,681 You are trying to sabotage me! 448 00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:37,517 I'm 68 years old! You understand that? 449 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,019 And nobody's gonna hire me. 450 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,437 I need this job! 451 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,273 You're impossible. 452 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:46,776 You've always been impossible. 453 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,904 And your brother and your mother too. 454 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,574 Now I remember why I left. 455 00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:55,285 What did you say? 456 00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:58,872 Next time I bring Jack Junior. Get the job done properly. 457 00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,624 You coming? I gotta get out of here. 458 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,386 You know where I am. 459 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:16,097 Yeah, I know where you are. 460 00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,892 You're just running out to pick up some Chinese food. 461 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,068 [branches rustle] 462 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:51,568 -[telephone rings] -Tiger Trucking. 463 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,611 Hi, Val. It's me. 464 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:56,865 Tell the man I'm on schedule. I'm heading back to Yuma. 465 00:26:56,948 --> 00:27:02,912 Uh, he's a little busy right now. Something happened, Jack. 466 00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:06,750 Kenneth Woods is dead. He was murdered. 467 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,043 What? 468 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:11,546 [Valarie] Two hunters found his body in a gulch near the 209. 469 00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:16,051 I don't believe it. I just saw him at the Christmas party. 470 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:17,552 I know, when they found him, 471 00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:19,846 he was still wearing that tie you gave him. 472 00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:22,307 The police are here and they're talking to everybody. 473 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:24,851 -Should I come in? -Uh, hold on. 474 00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:29,022 -It's Jack Monk! He wants to know if he-- -You tell him no! 475 00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:31,775 Just tell him to keep driving! Everything's fine! 476 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:32,901 Did you hear that? 477 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:36,363 Yeah, loud and clear. I'll check in later. 478 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:39,199 -Take care of yourself, Val. -You too. Bye. 479 00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:53,922 -Where you bound? -Yuma. 480 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:57,384 Did you take a wrong turn? Shouldn't you be on the 402? 481 00:27:57,467 --> 00:28:00,303 The 402's a parking lot. It's wall to wall. 482 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:03,515 Where'd you hear that? I've been on the 402 all day. 483 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:05,642 It's wide open. Clear sailing. 484 00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:26,830 How did you find me? 485 00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:29,541 I knew you'd walk in a straight line. You always did. 486 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:33,628 Ben Glaser lied to me. The 402's wide open. 487 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:36,339 And his partner's been killed. 488 00:28:58,027 --> 00:29:00,029 So how was he killed? 489 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:02,449 I didn't ask. I didn't think to ask. 490 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:05,827 You really believe there's a connection between Kenneth Woods' murder 491 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,288 and me being sent out on this wild good chase? 492 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,414 I don't know. 493 00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:13,168 Seems like your boss, Mr. Glaser, wants you out of the way. 494 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:14,961 Oh, that's impossible. 495 00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:16,754 I'm a great guy. 496 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,548 Ask anybody who's not related to me. 497 00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:20,300 Heh! 498 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:22,969 -Here you go. -Thanks. 499 00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:24,512 Thank you. 500 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,265 Two Christmas Specials. Enjoy. 501 00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:29,642 -Thank you. -Okay. 502 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,231 It's touching. 503 00:29:37,650 --> 00:29:39,027 It is. It's great. 504 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:40,820 After all those years. 505 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:44,032 No, I mean the food. It's touching. 506 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:46,618 Oh, okay, okay, I forgot. 507 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:48,411 I forgot. Don't worry. I'll fix it, I'll fix it. 508 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:50,747 I'll fix it. I'll fix it. Don't worry. 509 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:54,751 I forgot. Carrots separate. 510 00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:56,211 Good? 511 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,338 There you go. 512 00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:03,259 Nice and separate turkey. Good? 513 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,263 Thanks. 514 00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:10,475 You have a picture of her? 515 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,316 Trudy, right? 516 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:21,319 Oh. I'm glad. 517 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,948 I'm glad she was there for you. 518 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:30,495 Okay, come on. 519 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,123 So, Detective, what do we do now? 520 00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:37,585 -Call the police? -Not yet. 521 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:42,173 Your boss is up to something, but we still don't know what. 522 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:46,803 No, I think we should stick to the route and drop off the toys. 523 00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:47,804 Just see what happens. 524 00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:50,306 Eat your carrots. 525 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:02,819 I missed you. 526 00:31:12,787 --> 00:31:13,871 Good, huh? 527 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:16,499 [bluesy rendition of "Silent Night" plays] 528 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:21,546 ♪ Silent night ♪ 529 00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:28,761 ♪ Holy night ♪ 530 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:37,353 ♪ Holy infant ♪ 531 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:41,858 ♪ So tender ♪ 532 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:45,778 ♪ Tender and mild ♪ 533 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:50,450 ♪ Sleep ♪ 534 00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:53,661 ♪ In heavenly ♪ 535 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:59,208 ♪ Heavenly, heavenly peace ♪ 536 00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:06,674 [Gumbo Pot] Atticus One, this is Gumbo Pot. 537 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:09,719 Thought you'd like to know you're coming up on a plain brown wrapper. 538 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:12,388 Roger that. 539 00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:14,432 If we see it, we will stop and pick it up. 540 00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:15,975 [laughs] No! 541 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:19,103 "Plain brown wrapper." That's an unmarked police car. 542 00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:20,146 He's trying to warn us. 543 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:24,776 Gumbo Pot, this is Atticus One. 544 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:27,487 You're making it harder for the Highway Patrol 545 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:29,656 to enforce the local speed limit. 546 00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:31,866 Which isn't very cool. Over. 547 00:32:31,949 --> 00:32:33,576 -Jack, who the hell is that? -[radio cuts out] 548 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:41,793 -What's this? -It's a GPS. 549 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,671 -Eye in the sky. -[Monk] Five thousand miles? 550 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:45,922 It's a memory chip. 551 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,257 It remembers the last 5,000 miles that you drove. 552 00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,846 [suspenseful music playing] 553 00:32:56,265 --> 00:32:57,100 What are you doing? 554 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,645 You started in Texas, right? 555 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:04,190 Then we drove from San Francisco to Phoenix to Carson City. 556 00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:07,068 That's about 5,000 miles. 557 00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:10,321 Four thousand nine ninety-eight. 558 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:16,953 Jack, pull over! Stop! Stop the truck. 559 00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:19,580 [brakes hiss and squeal] 560 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:24,335 -Tell me about your boss. Is he a driver? -He used to be. 561 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,129 Does he ever borrow any of these trucks? 562 00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:28,005 Yeah, all the time. How do you know that? 563 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:30,133 Here's what happened. 564 00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:32,844 Ben Glaser borrowed a truck. This truck. 565 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:36,055 And he drove out to see Kenneth Woods. They must've had a fight. 566 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:37,640 Makes sense. They hated each other. 567 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:41,477 Ben killed Kenneth, and he hid his body. But he had a problem. 568 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:44,355 There was a record of where he had driven that day. 569 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,481 -Big Brother! -Right. 570 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:48,860 And he knew that eventually the cops would check the GPS computer. 571 00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:50,486 He had to erase it, and quick. 572 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:54,282 He had to put 5,000 more miles on this truck 573 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:55,575 so the box would reset. 574 00:33:55,658 --> 00:33:58,119 And he sends me out on this wild goose chase. 575 00:33:58,202 --> 00:34:00,955 Son of a bitch bastard! Excuse my language. 576 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:03,166 -It's okay. I'm a trucker. -It's unbelievable. You solved it. 577 00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:04,333 You did it. 578 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:07,003 You don't even know these people, and you solved the case! 579 00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:09,338 Just like when I used to read Sherlock Holmes to you. 580 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:11,424 You'd figure it out by page two. 581 00:34:11,507 --> 00:34:12,967 What about the proof? 582 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,595 This truck is the proof. It's all the evidence we need. 583 00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:18,306 As long as we can keep this under 5,000 miles. 584 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,725 The District Attorney can introduce the memory chip 585 00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:23,311 from the satellite… Why is this thing moving? Is this thing broken? 586 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:26,856 -Come on. -Uh, Jack. 587 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:29,025 -Jack! -Uh-oh. 588 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:30,902 What do you mean, "uh-oh"? What does that mean? 589 00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:35,198 It can mean a variety of things, but in this case, it means no brakes. 590 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:42,413 -Jack! Jack! -Oh, no! No! Oh, my God! 591 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:48,753 [tires squealing] 592 00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:56,761 Just do it again! Pump the thing! Turn some knobs! 593 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:59,013 You haven't even touched these buttons! 594 00:35:04,143 --> 00:35:05,186 Look out! 595 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:20,743 -Jump out and save yourself. -I can't. I can't just leave you here. 596 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,584 -There's gotta be a runoff. -What? 597 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,628 It's a little side road for trucks in trouble. 598 00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:31,754 Look for a runoff! 599 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:36,300 -There it is! -Where? 600 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:39,178 Oh, we just passed it. You have to turn around. Turn around! 601 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:40,930 I gotta say something. 602 00:35:41,013 --> 00:35:43,057 I'm sorry I wasn't there for you and Ambrose. 603 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,517 I'm so sorry. 604 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,811 Oh, I'm a bad father. That's all that matters. 605 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:49,230 You're not a bad father. Look at Jack Junior. 606 00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:51,065 -He's a putz! -What? 607 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:54,986 Actually, he's not even a putz. He dreams one day of becoming a putz. 608 00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:59,031 He lives downstairs in my basement. He smokes pot all day long. 609 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,783 He steals money from my wallet. 610 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,785 He's not a doctor? 611 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,496 No, I made it up. I lied. 612 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,748 I wanted to have a son that I could be proud of. 613 00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,501 I didn't know I had one in San Francisco. 614 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:17,258 Dad, there it is! There's another runoff! 615 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:37,320 [grunts] 616 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:43,659 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 617 00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:48,456 You called me Dad. 618 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:53,294 Oh, there goes the case. It's all been erased. 619 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:55,630 I guess your boss is gonna get away with murder. 620 00:36:57,506 --> 00:36:58,507 You called me Dad. 621 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:18,736 -Um, I cleaned out his desk. -Hmm? Oh. 622 00:37:18,819 --> 00:37:20,655 Oh, yeah, thank you. 623 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:21,989 Valarie, let me take that. 624 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:25,952 You know, look, people, listen up. I know this is a tough time. 625 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:30,623 And as Kenneth used to say, this is more than just an office. 626 00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:33,167 Y'all are family. And I think that's how we're gonna get through this. 627 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:37,880 By-by just supporting each other like a family. 628 00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,465 [truck pulls up outside] 629 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:42,927 Oh, it's Jack Monk. 630 00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:54,355 Well, better late than never. 631 00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:56,899 Now who is this? Come on now. 632 00:37:56,983 --> 00:38:00,069 You know the rule about passengers riding in the cab. 633 00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:02,697 And you the rule about killing your partner. 634 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,532 [Detective] Hello, Ben. 635 00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:08,411 Told you we might be back. This is a warrant for your arrest. 636 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:12,248 You've gotta be kidding me. We've gone all through this stuff. 637 00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:14,125 You were with your partner, Kenneth Woods, 638 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,918 when he was killed, we can prove that. 639 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:18,838 [chuckles] Jack, who the hell is this guy? 640 00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:21,173 -He's my son. -I don't believe this. 641 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:24,468 Some orthopedist from Baltimore is accusing me-- 642 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:25,720 [Jack] This is another son. 643 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,722 Adrian. A homicide detective. 644 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,223 Ex-detective. 645 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,267 I hope to be reinstated soon. 646 00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:34,312 -You didn't apply yet? -Dad, I'm fine, all right. 647 00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:36,939 -You want me to make a call? -Okay, look, I can take care of myself. 648 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:38,357 [Detective] You were in this truck, 649 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,985 this particular truck the day Kenneth disappeared. 650 00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:43,029 -We saw the sign-out sheet. -That's right. 651 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:45,072 I borrowed it, and I went fishing. 652 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,949 Now can you prove that I didn't? 653 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,243 Because if you're talking about the GPS system, 654 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,829 that thing's already been erased. 655 00:38:51,912 --> 00:38:53,748 It's only got a 5,000-mile memory, mm-hmm. 656 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:56,959 We don't need a GPS system to prove anything. 657 00:38:57,043 --> 00:39:00,504 -There was this loud noise like a… -Yeah, it was like a rattle… 658 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:01,630 -Rattle… -Flutter… 659 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:03,549 Flutter driving us crazy. 660 00:39:03,632 --> 00:39:06,469 We figured, it's gotta be a fan belt. 661 00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:08,471 It wasn't a fan belt. 662 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:14,977 Mr. Glaser, can you explain how part of the victim's necktie 663 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,396 was found in a vehicle you were driving? 664 00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:25,488 [exhales deeply] 665 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,089 [Jack] Adrian! 666 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,424 Oh, I'll be with you in a minute. 667 00:39:51,597 --> 00:39:52,932 Merry Christmas! 668 00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:57,436 I… I didn't get you anything. 669 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,854 Oh, yes, you did. 670 00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:03,651 Here, it's all yours. I'll be right with you. 671 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,694 Your first bike. 672 00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:07,696 Get on. I'll be holding you. 673 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:09,281 Go ahead. Don't be afraid. 674 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:11,826 That's it. Now I got you. 675 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:14,328 -Don't let go. -So there's nothing to be afraid of. 676 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,996 Are you ready, sir? 677 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,582 Okay, start pedaling. Let's go. 678 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,209 -Slowly. -Don't let go. 679 00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:22,044 I'm not. Okay. 680 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:24,255 -Go straight, go straight. -Oh! 681 00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:26,257 That's it. Make a turn now. 682 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:29,510 -To the left. Easy, easy. -[rings bells] 683 00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:31,095 That's it. Pedal a little faster. 684 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:35,975 Oh, you're doing great. You got it. You got it. 685 00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:38,435 You got it! Look at you! 686 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:40,896 That's it, like you've been doing it all these years. 687 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:43,441 -Dad, can I get some mud flaps? -Come on. Yes, you can. 688 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:46,694 -[bell rings] -[Jack] That's my boy! Come on. 689 00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:51,574 Big circle. Big circle. 690 00:40:51,657 --> 00:40:54,034 Keep your eye on the road. I'm with you. 691 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,120 That's it. Pedal harder. 692 00:40:56,203 --> 00:40:58,372 Keep pedaling. Go straight. 693 00:40:58,455 --> 00:41:01,709 Straight, straight. Go ahead, go ahead. 694 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,210 Hey, Dad, watch this. 695 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,128 Go ahead. 696 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,964 That's my boy. 697 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:12,470 Come back. Come towards me. The finish line. Will he make it? 698 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:13,387 Yes! 699 00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:16,932 Let me hear the bell. 700 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,767 -[bell rings] -That a boy. 701 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:28,194 [theme music playing]